"I need you...by me...beside me, to guide me. To hold me...to scold me cuz when I'm bad I'm so so baaaaad." True story, Poppers!

Buenos dios, babies! It's Sunday, February 15 and your girl Halle is on VACATION!!! I know, I know what you're thinking. Sweatshop employees don't typically get vacations. But, my boss, Kathie Lee is the exception. I simply reminded her that little Cody Pino has yet to meet the press and she was oh, too happy to give me a full week off! She's so sweet like that!

So before I tell you about what's coming up, let me tell you about what's already happened. Just two events to mention: A) two of my favorite lesbians, Heidi and Ruth became engaged in what I'm told was a truly moving, emotional event at Zoni's closet. I had a moving, emotional event of my own, but that was just food poisoning. I haven't gotten all the details, but from what I understand at midnight on Friday, Ruth popped the question in front of friends and family and drag queens and trannies and some of the local rifraff on East Washington Street. I tell you what. I've known Heidi for about 7 years and while I've had a peripheral acquaintance with Ruth for about 4 years, I've really had the opportunity to grow closer to her this past year. I adore both of these gals and wish them nothing but the best in whatever's to happen next. Smooches, girls!! Let me know if you need someone to perform at your nuptials. Or a seamstress. Or catering staff. I know 'em all.

B) I'm not one to tell tales, but Erica King is now 45! Gurl, I'm right behind you. From what I've been told Ms. King, your current reigning Miss Gay Indianapolis was celebrating her birthday all dolled up and flashing those (new and divine) pearly whites! You get it gurl! Happy Belated Birthday. I wish you many many more.

That brings us to today: if you haven't heard yet, there is a President's Day Brunch being held at and sponsored by Talbott Street. Catered by Hoaglin's Fine Catering, the brunch will be from noon to 4:00 p.m. Reservations were suggested, but this late in the game, you can prolly just show up and be fine. Admission is $20 and screwdrivers and bloody Marys will be available for $2.50 (I'm going to assume well, but who knows...there might be a vodka special). Regardless, cheap drinks. I believe, but can't confirm that the Ladies of Legends will be performing and that some of the Bag Ladies will be in attendance? I've been out of the loop for a minute so I've just been showing up and going with whatever happens. So again, brunch, boobies, booze...noon to 4:00 Talbott Street.

I need to go down and run my laundry through the ringer right quick but before I do, I need to send out love, positive energy and big kisses to my gurl Naomi Divine. She was admitted to St. Vincent's on Friday because of some sugar, stones, stress and shut-down. Seriously kids, possible diabetes, kidney stones, hypertenstion and partial renal failure. Keep her in your thoughts. Naomi, like I told you yesterday, you need to cut this silliness out and get back on your stilletos...backless or not, gurl those gowns are NOT flattering. Let me know if you need my glue gun. Love you, honey.

That'll do it for now, babies. Later this week, look for reviews of L.O.L. (that's Laugh out Loud) a fundraiser being held this Thursday featuring the Rubi Girls and Terra Jole, aka Mini Britney. Just don't call her a midget. I think that's in her contract or something. Kinda like you can't call me a wetback. Which makes sense because I'm not really Mexican, but she really is a midget so I guess it's not like that at all. Never mind. Tickets are still available. You can contact me for information and I'll get back to you.

Last but not least, Summer Clearance, Sequoia Pentecost, FitnessNerd and Halle Pino are going to Chicago!! We leave next Friday, the 20th and will be back on the 22nd. I'm sure there will be pictures and stories to share.

Have a great day, babes!

*kiss kiss*

Halle