Monday, April 6, 2009

Pictures from Drink Your Juice, Shelby

Below is a slide show from the benefit on Sunday night. If you want to view the Flickr page follow this link.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Morning, Poppers!!



Halle's a wee-bit hungover this morning. The Indy Pride Bag Ladies were on the prowl into the early morning and here are the pictures to prove it.



We were advertising the upcoming Gospel Brunch at Talbott Street on April 19. Tickets are available now, so you'd better get yours soon. We sold out last year!





Please don't forget, "Drink Your Juice, Shelby," a benefit for Carl DeLong, tonight at Talbott Street. Doors open at 6:00, show starts at 7:00.



*kiss kiss*



Halle

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Save the date!!

Greetings, poppers!



Your gal Halle is still alive and still as busy as ever! After spending two weeks in Schaumburg, IL (that's nw of Chicago for the geographically challenged) for work, I'm back at my new home in Greenwood.



April is quickly filling up and I wanted to take a moment to tell you about a few things coming up. First up is 4/5/09. You've heard me talk of my original drag mama, Carma Blake. Well, Carma's OTHER side, Carl DeLong is having a kidney transplant on 4/14/09. Carl is HIV+ and this will be the first kidney transplant performed on a HIV+ patient. This is trailblazing in the state and will help with future cases. Please come out and support the cause and enjoy performances by Asia Labouche, Alana Steele, Erica King, Ginger Ale, Cadillac Barbie, Naomi Divine, Summer Clearance, Adessah Reed, Sue Diamonds, Regina Bitch and yours truly.



There is a $5 cover, doors open at 6:00 and the show starts at 7:00. All cover charges and performer tips will go to Carl and his family. I'd love to see you there and would consider it a personal favor if you'd come.


The next lil thing I wanna tell my babies about is The Indy Pride Bag Ladies Gospel Brunch. If you made it to last year's, you'll remember it was a good ol' fashioned toe-tappin', foot-stompin', hand-clappin', fan-wavin', nose-blowing, come-to-Jesus! Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition! It's held at Talbott Street, catered by Hoaglin's Fine Catering and hosted by Sequoia Pentecost.


Kiddies, if you've ever been to a revival and felt the spirit, you need to make it to this event. Come out and praise and worship with your gay & lesbian brethren and sistren. Just remember, when it comes to hair..."the higher the hair, the closer to God, praise Jesus." Bring yourselves on down to a family friendly atmosphere with bacon and lashes for days.

That's all I got for now, babies. I hope to see you soon.

Halle's tired, but gurl keeps on keepin on and trusts that you all do the same. Much love, Poppers!


*kiss kiss*


Halle


p.s. Hugs and jewels to my gurl, Alana. Love you, baby!!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Good morning, Poppers! FitnessNerd, Summer Clearance Sequoia Pentecost and your gurl Halle have invaded Chicago!! Welcome to Obama Country!! This is what I woke up to as I pulled back the gossamer drapes of our suite:

Probably pretty much what you woke up to, huh? Oh, well. I didn't expect it to be a perfect weekend, but it's already started off as a fun one!!

Just to back up for a minute, I just want to tell you about L O L held at Talbott Street this past Thursday. O M G, kids, what a riot! The Rubi Girls were phenom and Tara Jole (aka Mini-Britney) was just divine! If you have the opportunity to see either of these acts, take it!! Here are a few of my favorite shots from the evening:


































After L O L, I skipped on over to Metro Idol to judge and ran into Dannon's Darlins, Cherilynn Douchey and Farah Flame:





















One more thing I wanna tell you kids about is actually happening in Indiana. This weekend, you'll experience a little bit of Halle's home state as Mardi Gras makes its way to Muncie...presenting...Muncie Gras!! You'll get a little bit of the Big Easy today and one of the performers is one of my favorite gals, Holly Luyah! Make yourway up to Muncie Gras...if you see Holly, tell her I axed he she durrin'!
Alright, kids...time for the gal to shower and get to shoppin! But just two more shots to share. Ran into some Indy folk out and about here in the Windy City. Bye for now, babies!!




Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Blasts from the past...

Good afternoon, Poppers!



I hope everyone survived the weekend and you're enjoying a good week so far. As I've probably mentioned, your gurl is on vacation! I haven't done anything too terribly exciting, but I've enjoyed the shit out of a whole lotta nothing!



Friday and Saturday nights, I just laid around battling Montezuma's revenge. I'm not sure what I did to that fucker, but he was pissed off at me! It was soo not cute, but I emerged 3 lbs lighter so I'm not all that mad.



Sunday afternoon I met several friends at Talbott Street for the President's Day Brunch. I really wasn't sure what to expect as I'd not seen much in the way of advertising, but it turned out to be a pleasant afternoon.



The food provided by Hoaglin's Fine Catering was divine and the drinks were lovely. Too lovely. I had a few. Throw in performances by Asia LaBouche, Alana Steel, Vicky St. James and special guests Stacia Renee Onassis and Ashley Cruz and it made for a perfectly drunk afternoon. After we closed Talbott for the afternoon, a rather large group of Pride, Pride Board Members and Bag Ladies headed over to Metro where we continued to imbibe and just enjoy each other's company until I had to leave for a dinner date.

I did meet up with everyone else back at Talbott Street around 10:15 where we continued to drink and tip the gals. I gotta give major snaps to all the performers. Asia, Vicky, Alana, Stacia and Ashley had worked all weekend and some of them even worked (performed) at the fundraiser for Planned Parenthood this past Thursday. Ladies, thanks so much for keeping it going. I know y'all was tired, but you still put on several great shows. Love and hugs to all of you.

Kids, don't forget this Thursday, the Laugh Out Loud fundraiser at Talbott Street. Tickets are still available from Pride Board Members. They're $15 pre-sell and $20 at the door. Should be a great evening!

Please continue to keep Naomi Divine in your thoughts. Gurl's having a rough go at it right now. I'm praying for you, baby.

Well, my drink is watering down, so it's time for me to close this out. Spring's coming, babies...time to get bathing suit ready!

Keep it spicy!

*kiss kiss*

Halle

Sunday, February 15, 2009

"I need you...by me...beside me, to guide me. To hold me...to scold me cuz when I'm bad I'm so so baaaaad." True story, Poppers!

Buenos dios, babies! It's Sunday, February 15 and your girl Halle is on VACATION!!! I know, I know what you're thinking. Sweatshop employees don't typically get vacations. But, my boss, Kathie Lee is the exception. I simply reminded her that little Cody Pino has yet to meet the press and she was oh, too happy to give me a full week off! She's so sweet like that!

So before I tell you about what's coming up, let me tell you about what's already happened. Just two events to mention: A) two of my favorite lesbians, Heidi and Ruth became engaged in what I'm told was a truly moving, emotional event at Zoni's closet. I had a moving, emotional event of my own, but that was just food poisoning. I haven't gotten all the details, but from what I understand at midnight on Friday, Ruth popped the question in front of friends and family and drag queens and trannies and some of the local rifraff on East Washington Street. I tell you what. I've known Heidi for about 7 years and while I've had a peripheral acquaintance with Ruth for about 4 years, I've really had the opportunity to grow closer to her this past year. I adore both of these gals and wish them nothing but the best in whatever's to happen next. Smooches, girls!! Let me know if you need someone to perform at your nuptials. Or a seamstress. Or catering staff. I know 'em all.

B) I'm not one to tell tales, but Erica King is now 45! Gurl, I'm right behind you. From what I've been told Ms. King, your current reigning Miss Gay Indianapolis was celebrating her birthday all dolled up and flashing those (new and divine) pearly whites! You get it gurl! Happy Belated Birthday. I wish you many many more.

That brings us to today: if you haven't heard yet, there is a President's Day Brunch being held at and sponsored by Talbott Street. Catered by Hoaglin's Fine Catering, the brunch will be from noon to 4:00 p.m. Reservations were suggested, but this late in the game, you can prolly just show up and be fine. Admission is $20 and screwdrivers and bloody Marys will be available for $2.50 (I'm going to assume well, but who knows...there might be a vodka special). Regardless, cheap drinks. I believe, but can't confirm that the Ladies of Legends will be performing and that some of the Bag Ladies will be in attendance? I've been out of the loop for a minute so I've just been showing up and going with whatever happens. So again, brunch, boobies, booze...noon to 4:00 Talbott Street.

I need to go down and run my laundry through the ringer right quick but before I do, I need to send out love, positive energy and big kisses to my gurl Naomi Divine. She was admitted to St. Vincent's on Friday because of some sugar, stones, stress and shut-down. Seriously kids, possible diabetes, kidney stones, hypertenstion and partial renal failure. Keep her in your thoughts. Naomi, like I told you yesterday, you need to cut this silliness out and get back on your stilletos...backless or not, gurl those gowns are NOT flattering. Let me know if you need my glue gun. Love you, honey.

That'll do it for now, babies. Later this week, look for reviews of L.O.L. (that's Laugh out Loud) a fundraiser being held this Thursday featuring the Rubi Girls and Terra Jole, aka Mini Britney. Just don't call her a midget. I think that's in her contract or something. Kinda like you can't call me a wetback. Which makes sense because I'm not really Mexican, but she really is a midget so I guess it's not like that at all. Never mind. Tickets are still available. You can contact me for information and I'll get back to you.

Last but not least, Summer Clearance, Sequoia Pentecost, FitnessNerd and Halle Pino are going to Chicago!! We leave next Friday, the 20th and will be back on the 22nd. I'm sure there will be pictures and stories to share.

Have a great day, babes!

*kiss kiss*

Halle

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Didja miss me?!?

Hola, Poppers!!

It's your gal Halle!

Yes, I'm still alive and high-kicking (with my good leg, anyway). This mini-post is just to serve as a teaser and to let you know to be watching this space. I'll once again be filling you in on all things Bag Lady and drag in Indy.

Special thanks to FitnessNerd and Summer Clearance for helping Halle return to the air.

See you soon, babies!

Keep it spicy!

Halle